mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
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Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell boundIt looks more to me like you’re on the
Highway to Hell
i have missed a golden opportunity
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most fandoms have fans who make heartbreaking and tear-inducing music videos
in the hockey fandom, the NHL does it for you
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I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
shhh
just watch
i’m
This is beautiful. And I totally wish I could pull something like this off hahaha
………she is my role model……….
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I keep seeing avengers business cards and they’re all beautiful but come on guys, we all know what tony’s card would be
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on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
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i have finals tomorrow why am i doing this
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My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
update
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP
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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
Never not reblog.
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